Pick the 9 AI you actually use. In 10 seconds you get your AI persona, how rare it is, and a slightly rude one-liner about your stack. Then find out who shares your type.
By day: The Vibe Coder
You haven't typed a for-loop since 2024, and your code reviews just say “LGTM, Claude.”
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Notion AIproductThe nine AI tools, models and features you actually use, and the AI persona they add up to.
Start →The 9 AIs that shaped meThe nine AIs that changed how you work, create or think.
Start →9 AI I'd actually pay forThe nine AI subscriptions you would keep if you had to cancel the rest.
Start →The 9 AIs that haunt meThe nine AIs that haunt you: the hallucinations, the deleted code, the agents still running at midnight.
Start →AI trick or treatNine AIs, trick or treat: the ones that saved your week and the ones that ate your whole weekend.
Start →My AI graveyardThe nine AIs you've buried: cancelled subscriptions, abandoned tools and models that were shut down.
Start →The 9 AIs that scare meThe nine AIs that are a little too good: the ones that could do your job, write your essay or clone your voice.
Start →My AI horror-movie crewThe nine AIs you'd want with you in a horror movie, when the lights go out and the Wi-Fi somehow still works.
Start →My 9 AIs after midnightThe nine AIs you open after midnight: the 3 a.m. debugger, the insomnia chatbot and the one writing your excuse email.
Start →Open models, every medium, every lab. Something is always compiling or rendering.
Your experiments have experiments.URBVOE-SThe Pixel Wizard
Tries every image tool the day it comes out, open ones first.
You've generated ten thousand images and still can't get the hands right.SRBVOL-GThe Open-Source Studio
Code, images, video and voice, all on open models, all on one machine.
Your GPU has seen things.URBVOL-SThe Node Wizard
Wires ComfyUI graphs until 3 a.m. and runs every model locally.
Your workflow has 140 nodes and one of them is load-bearing.SRBVPE-GThe Solo Unicorn
Builds the app, shoots the ad, writes the jingle. A whole company of one.
Your org chart is you and nine AIs.URBVPE-SThe One-Person Studio
Image, video and audio AI all on one card. A whole studio in a browser.
Writer, director, composer, art department. Payroll: one subscription each.RBVPL-GThe Brand Machine
Logo, site, video, copy: one company's suite does the whole brand.
You shipped a full brand identity before lunch. It's very on-brand for that one company.URBVPL-SThe Product Designer
Figma plus one company's whole AI suite. Pixel-perfect, brand-loyal.
Your mockups have mockups.SRBWOE-GThe Leaderboard Lurker
Builds with whatever topped the leaderboard this morning, in every category.
You refresh LMArena more than your inbox.URBWOE-SThe Model Alchemist
Builds with open models and swaps in a new one every week.
You know the context window of every model and the birthday of no one.SRBWOL-GThe Homelab Polymath
Self-hosts a model for everything: code, notes, voice, even the smart fridge.
Your homelab has more uptime than you do.URBWOL-SThe Kernel Hacker
Builds with open models and only trusts the stack they set up themselves.
Your dotfiles have a README and your README has dotfiles.SSRBWPE-GThe 47-Tab Founder
A different AI for every job, from different companies, all open at once.
You have 47 tabs open and 46 of them are AI.SSRBWPE-SThe Agent Wrangler
Has installed every tool that does the work for you, from Manus to n8n.
You automated your job and now you supervise the automation.SRBWPL-GThe One-Stack Founder
One company's tools for coding, docs, slides and email. The whole startup runs on one login.
Your company has one employee and one vendor.SSRBWPL-SThe Vibe Coder
One editor, one model, ships fast. Builds by describing, not typing.
You haven't typed a for-loop since 2024, and your code reviews just say “LGTM, Claude.”RCVOE-GThe Chaos Curator
Every new model, every medium, every lab, all in the group chat by lunch.
You've tried today's new model three times and made it a meme twice.SSRCVOE-SThe Meme Lord
Whatever came out today, they've already made a meme with it.
Your group chat is 90% AI-generated reaction images.RCVOL-GThe Bedroom Auteur
Writes, voices and renders whole stories on open models at home.
Your film studio fits under your desk.SSRCVOL-SThe Open Dreamer
Makes images and video with open models, all on their own hardware.
Your dreams are rendered at 1024×1024 and cached locally.SRCVPE-GThe Content Goblin
Chatbots, image, video, voice and music tools from everywhere. Posts daily.
You post more AI content than you consume, which is impressive.SRCVPE-SThe AI Director
Sora, Veo, Kling, Suno: a different tool for every shot.
You've made a feature film. Every shot is four seconds long.RCVPL-GThe Fan-Fiction Factory
One company's chat, images, video and voice, turning every idea into a franchise.
Your stories have spin-offs, merch concepts and a theme song.SSRCVPL-SThe Storyteller
One company's chat plus its image tools: writes the story, then draws it.
Every story you write comes with its own illustrations and a sequel nobody asked for.SRCWOE-GThe Model Tourist
Visits every chatbot on every continent and collects a souvenir answer from each.
Your passport is a list of API keys.SRCWOE-SThe East-West Bridge
Uses models from both internets and picks the best of each.
You get your news from two internets and your models from both.RCWOL-GThe Air-Gapped Sage
Chats, researches and writes with local models only. The wifi is a formality.
Your AI has never seen the internet and it shows.SSRCWOL-SThe Local-Model Purist
If it doesn't run on their own machine, they don't trust it.
Not your weights, not your AI.SSRCWPE-GThe Free-Trial Nomad
Tries a new chatbot, a new note-taker and a new voice app every week, never pays.
You've signed up for every AI with your fifth email address.RCWPE-SThe Prompt Maximalist
Asks every chatbot the same question and trusts whoever agrees.
You ask three chatbots the same question and trust the one that agrees with you.SRCWPL-GThe Super-App Citizen
One company's assistant for search, mail, voice, notes and shopping. Fully moved in.
You don't use an AI. You live in one.RCWPL-SThe Loyalist
Picks a favourite company and sticks with the whole family.
One company, many tabs. Your AI stack has a single point of failure and it's you.
A ten-second test where your answers are the AI you actually use. Pick nine tools, models or features and my9ai tells you which of 32 AI types you are, how rare that is, and gives you a card sized for X, Instagram and stories.
It reads what you actually use, not what you say about yourself, so it is hard to fake. The persona follows clear rules (see the About page); the one-liner is written by an AI and is meant to sting a little.
Four letters and a suffix, like the -A/-T of 16Personalities, all worked out from your nine picks: Builder or Chatter, Words or Visuals, Open or Platform, Loyal or Explorer, then Specialist (-S) or Generalist (-G). Together they make one of 32 types, such as CWPE-S, The Prompt Maximalist. The short roast is written by an AI for your exact nine.
They are rarity tiers, like in mobile games. Common mixes are R; the rarest mixes, such as a card full of local models, are UR.
No. Making and sharing a card needs no sign-in. Your draft stays in your browser until you publish it.
Yes.
As often as you like. Your stack changes every month, so your persona might too. Each card you claim adds coins to your album.
Type it in as your own tile. We add the ones people type most often to the catalog.
